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How to Become a Passive Aggressive Wife

12/28/2022

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How to Become a Passive Aggressive Spouse
Disclaimer: Do not try this at home

1. Tell your spouse how you genuinely forgive him of all his many sins every single day. 
2. Give your spouse the car keys for his game night with the intention of requiring him to take you out to dinner the next day, but don't tell him in advance.
3. When you can't understand why you feel upset, complain that if he loved you, he would understand what your problem was.
4. Say "that's hilarious" when your spouse tells you something to which you didn't listen all the way.
5. Tell him you want him to come with you to pick up some home improvement wares and then when he is in the car stop off at Mom & Me's handicraft boutique.
6. When you have a difference in ideology, tell him you will pray for him to get back on track. 
7. Remind him how lucky he is to be smart enough to do the home repair jobs himself without needing to call an expert. 
8. Have your husband's friend refer him to Tool University where he can get a Masters in Obedience and a Minor in Groveling. 
9. When you make baked goods while he is at work, be sure to save at least a small corner of one serving for him for when he gets home. 
10. When he is explaining something you are doing that bothers him, tell him you don't understand. 

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A pumpkin pie a day...

12/24/2022

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To the tune of jingle bells:..

A day or two ago,
I made a pumpkin pie,
The family gathered 'round,
And ate it all that night!

Now we're feeling sick...
Something wasn't right...
Now we're not sure if we'll live,
Or if we're goin' to die!

Oh, 

Pumpkin pie, pumkin pie,
I blame this all on you!
Not the COVID jab or boosters or the COVID flu!
Pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie,
You ruined all my life!
Do not fret because I'm going to make some more tonight!
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Studio C

12/17/2022

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Brian Sack - There's Been an E.M.P.!

12/17/2022

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Dude Dad Snow Day

12/17/2022

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Try Not to Say Hol' Up 46

12/10/2022

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Picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1-GkT2qM8o
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Hedgeline Funnies

12/10/2022

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The only thing worse than the overplaying of "Last Christmas" every year on the radio...

Is that it hits home every year...
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Comment Funnies

12/8/2022

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Article: Replica of Titanic to set sail by 2022, following original route (CBS News)
Commenter Shafeeq (twittter): should survive this time considering we've melted all the icebergs
(5:03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wapYQ4Rlw4) 

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Government Explained

12/8/2022

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This video is "Government Explained" posted by Man Against the State Youtube Channel. The original content was created by Larken Rose who has a youtube channel explaining principles of freedom. 
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Hedgeline News Funnies

12/8/2022

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You always want to be a pessimist in life because if you're wrong, you're happy, and if you're right, your happy.
-Joel Skousen ​
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