A pumpkin pie a day...

To the tune of jingle bells:..

A day or two ago,
I made a pumpkin pie,
The family gathered 'round,
And ate it all that night!

Now we're feeling sick...
Something wasn't right...
Now we're not sure if we'll live,
Or if we're goin' to die!

Oh, 

Pumpkin pie, pumkin pie,
I blame this all on you!
Not the COVID jab or boosters or the COVID flu!
Pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie,
You ruined all my life!
Do not fret because I'm going to make some more tonight!