The Wit and Wisdom of Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.