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Just hear those car bells beeping
It’s time for traffic to move….
Come on it’s time for shopping
For Christmas presents and food.
Outside the weather’s modified
Which won’t be on the news….
Pretend it’s lovely weather
And we’ll pray for better priced food…
Prices up, Prices up, Prices up,
Oh my, inflation has grown….
I think that President Biden must not know.
It was free, it was free, it was free,
they said, for all of our care,
Even if we fund 2 wars
And bring immigrants in to spare!
Our cheeks are frosty frozy
Because we don’t have warm air,
The governments are punishing
Those who use more than their share.
We know the cold before us
Is just a way to prepare,
For when the rich guys close on us
Homes, and mortgage shares.
There’s an LGBT party and a
They are hinting JFK still lives ,
Like Lincoln, Abe
There’s a brand new rocket
developed by Stargate’s Elon Musk,
To put people on a planet made of oxide dust!
Cough cough cough!
The SEC regs make it hard
for crypto buys,
Pretty soon though we’ll see XRP go up, sky high!
Because that’s what the experts have said on alternative news,
We were waiting for them to tell us what to do!
Because the economy’s growing
At least their saying it’s true,
This year we have no worries,
Aside from truthers like you,
But soon the net will censor them
Along with all their fake news,
At least that’s what the order says
That wants to make everything New.