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Put to the tune of Sleigh Ride

11/14/2023

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copyright Hedge Line News 

Just hear those car bells beeping 
It’s time for traffic to move…. 
Come on it’s time for shopping
For Christmas presents and food.

Outside the weather’s modified 
Which won’t be on the news…. 
Pretend it’s lovely weather 
And we’ll pray for better priced food… 

Prices up, Prices up, Prices up,
Oh my, inflation has grown….
I think that President Biden must not know. 

It was free, it was free, it was free, 
they said, for all of our care,
Even if we fund 2 wars 
And bring immigrants in to spare!

Our cheeks are frosty frozy
Because we don’t have warm air, 
The governments are punishing 
Those who use more than their share.

We know the cold before us 
Is just a way to prepare, 
For when the rich guys close on us 
Homes, and mortgage shares.

There’s an LGBT party and a 
“Q” parade 
They are hinting JFK still lives ,
Like Lincoln,  Abe

There’s a brand new rocket 
developed by Stargate’s Elon Musk, 

To put people on a planet made of oxide dust! 
Cough cough cough! 

The SEC regs make it hard 
for  crypto buys,
Pretty soon though we’ll see XRP go up, sky high! 
Because that’s what the experts have said on alternative news, 
We were waiting for them to tell us what to do! 

Because the economy’s growing
At least their saying it’s true, 
This year we have no worries, 
Aside from truthers like you,
But soon the net will censor them
Along with all their  fake news,
At least that’s what the order says
That wants to make everything New.








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